The magnificent bitches that we are
22 Feb 2011 2 Comments
in Uncategorized Tags: friends, humor, losing weight
I was going through my text messages and realized how much having a friend in the losing weight adventure can boost you up and make you laugh. Here are a few of my favorite exchanges between us. This is the friend that will be beside me in jail going woo hoo, what a ride! 
Here’s to Rogue and Metairie!
- Did you know that 320 reduced fat wheat thins is 67 points? Oh the fun you can have with a simple typo.
- I tried that “enjoy something small.” I thought-I’ll just eat one peanut butter cup and save one for tomorrow. Snort!
- OMFG, I want a cookie!
- Your turn to be zen this week. i’ll take a turn next week.
- Happy Saturday! I took my measurements! Ugh.
- I know.
Did you take a semi-nude picture of yourself too? I don’t recommend it.
- I know.
- Just left the grocery with zero cheese. I guess this is getting serious.
- Existential crisis in full swing!
- $159 in groceries-all ww compliant. No cheese!
- I just used 3 of my extra points. There went one of my rum and cokes!
- I sat by the Godiva Chocolates at the nook training and managed to not buy any!! Instead I bought bath squirt toys. WTF?
- He made guacamole, which was yummy. Then steak-which was perfectly cooked and seasoned. Angel hair pasta tossed w olive oil and parmesan and bread.
- Damn. Good food. We’re not gonna have the best weigh-in are we?
- yeah, I don’t think I should bother!
- WRONG ANSWER!!!
- It’s just going to be ugly!
- WRONG ANSWER!!!
- Grumble mumble, half-heartedly flipping you the bird! Whatever, fine I’ll weigh.
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- I can’t imagine a world where you don’t know rum rolls exist!
- There’s 21 points in a bottle of wine. Probably shouldn’t do that. Right?
- Attention shoppers! we now have a rum roll recipe on aisle seven. I repeat, rum roll recipe on aisle seven.
- U are such a food tease!
- I want to go buy hot dogs, mac n cheese and brownies for snowpocalypse!
- 1 2 3 4 get your boobies off the floor. 5 6 7 8 now’s the time to elevate!
- I did exercise both days. But I doubt that negates the 3, yes 3, pieces of banana cake. Insert sheepish grin.
- drool…
- Was there any point in exercising if I just followed it up with nachos and cake?!
- Hey! Dr. Oz is going to hypnotize us to lose weight after the commercials.
- I think I’ll just nap. Let me know how that works out for ya!
- I think I’ll just nap. Let me know how that works out for ya!
- “Unsure of what was hidden beneath the thick, golden topping of melted cheese, I plunged my spoon into the crock.” Zomg, is that the best food porn ever or what?
