The Pink Monster

29 Jan 2011 Leave a Comment

by jenlynn in Uncategorized Tags: pink monster, spinning, the girls, tits

The girls are contained, deformed and miserable…

I’ve been doing a dance workout at home when I don’t feel like getting to the gym. It’s pretty fun and I sweat a lot. Last week spinning was cancelled due to snow so this was to be the first week with the new bra. Deciding I needed to get used to it before spinning I wore it for my night of  dancing. First off, I was pretty sure it wasn’t going to fit but somehow I got the girls wrangled in with the million and two claspy things all closed. I felt immediately like a sausage from my neck to my belly button. Fabulous.

Once I stopped cursing about how uncomfortable I was it ended up being a good workout and I felt more comfortable about spinning.  The next day, I went into the bathroom to change at work before going to the gym. Naturally, there is always someone in the stall beside you who isn’t going anywhere when you need to change. Regardless, I wrangled the girls in again and changed. To my horror, I discovered that the pink of the bra can be seen all around the neck of my t-shirt.  I walk out of the stall and a coworker walks in and says, ah, so this is the real Jen. Dear God, I hope not!!!! I hang my head in shame and make it to spinning and the litmus test. My spinning instructor Sheryl, goes Jen-it looks like you are losing weight. I, no lie, put my hands on my chest and said nah, I think its just my tits!  So, does this horrible thing work? Yes. It was awesome. They still manage to “bounce” at top but I can handle that. It was wonderful to just concentrate on riding as fast as I can instead of wondering where the girls are going to take us this time.

Two thumbs up for containment but a serious boo and hiss for the few hours a week the girls will be traumatized. Poor babes. In honor of them, I’ve nicknamed the bra the pink monster!

Jen